Dark side of the Moon

Well this morning as i walked briskly up the hill towards the high station in the morning arctic temperatures with the gale force winds blowing listening , to the idiots are winning by james holden , i was like " crap another boring monday at work " , when i got to the train station it was absolutley deserted save for the employees oh yeh everyone has a day off accept me , i thought oh god not another feckin train strike (the bastards) ,so im eventually get to the platform for glasgow and to my amazmement the train was running on time yaay!

so im standing there freezing my ass off and im looking out at the ochil and surrounding hills , and thinking wow that looks pretty , and then i remembered how awesome loch ness was when i went to rockness.
Then as if by some divine power the sun came blaring across the sky and blinded me and warmed me up so much as i was thinking about rockness and listening to james holden the track was peaking and i was filled with an immense feeling of gratitude to my surrounding beautiful scottish countryside.

I cant wait for rockness now , and to listen to james holden in the morning as i wake up with the sun on the saturday get up brush my teeth and then relax with a joint !

ahhhhhhhhhh

i feel soooooo happy i could explode !

Ok my first post , how can i resist this hilarious moment , fair enough i shouldnt be makin fun of the misfortunes of others , thats not what im laughing at , im laughing at the solution to the problem of this person whom i spoke with this morning at work.

So this girl comes on the phone ,making a general enquiry , then she tells me that she has a fear of phones and cant speak on the phone for long , and proceeds to cry !

im like WEIRD! ok so she is crying n that , then i tell her what she needs, then she puts the phone down .

Now i know you can have a phobia of anything , but ive never heard of a fear of phones .SO i googles it "Telephonophobia" who'd have thought , but get this there is a site offering a cure , yes you thought youd starve to death as you couldnt cook or order in a takeaway , you couldnt call your mum to tap a tenner , cant call the police if someone breaks into your house .

Well this site i found offers a 46 step programe , all you need to do to join up is CALL the helpline provided .

HHAHAHA how dumb is that , fair enough they have a website , but the internet stems from telecommunications , does telephonophobia cover this area of telecommunications?

who cares .